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09 August, 2007

Lawak Indon













Condom, it's look like candy

Jangan salah belikan anak anda daah ler...huhuhu





Nokia Cake






Ants (Subhanallah)




Camera under Overhead.





Street Dentists in India and China (Dare to visit them ?)






It's antique BMW




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Peugeot 308 RC Z Concept 2007






Moral...



you know the relationship between two eyes..? They blink together,

They move together, they cry together, they see things together and

They sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.. that's what's friendship

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But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the other remains open...

Moral of the story : Girls can break even the best of friendships.




dog Ole Blue



A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him.


Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here at college that will teach our dog Ole Blue how to talk!"


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That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that program?"

"Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000.


About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks. "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"


"READ," says his father, "
No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program? "

Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the money.


The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.


When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited. "Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicking back in the recliner, reading the morning paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, '
So, is your daddy still messin' around with that little redhead who lives on Oak Street ?'


The father says, "
I hope you SHOT that son of a bitch before he talks to your Mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy
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