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25 October, 2007

Earth from Space, indahnya ciptaan Allah



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Solve this puzzle



Anyone hv the answer to this puzzle? I'm still working on it :)
Can you solve it?
Solve this Puzzle

Drill this out and see if you are a mathematician!

Scenario:
There is a bus with 7 girls inside,
Each girl has 7 bags,
Inside each bag, there are 7 Big cats,
Each Big cat has 7 small cats,
All cats have 4 Legs each!


Question:
The total number of Legs would be the password for
this file: (Click Here to download file: Book121.xls)



If you can't open the file, the answer you obtained
is wrong.



Good luck!

24 October, 2007

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23 October, 2007

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Rahsia surah yassin ayat ke 58...



My sister was staying with me some months ago. My sister was bleeding
profusely akibat pendarahan dalaman. Ketika itu jam 10 malam. Panic, apa
nak dibuat? Mak, ayah semua nya dah arwah. Teringatkan Pak Kiai di Rawang
yang sering merawat sister itu, I asked my niece to call and ask him what
we should do? He said " baca ayat 58 dr surah Yassin dan niat sambil
meniup kearah duburnya bagi menghentikan pendarahan tersebut". So my niece
pun buatlah. A few seconds later darah pun berhenti. Oh god, what a
miracle, alhamdullilah, leganya.
From that day onwards, itulah yang saya buat apabila ada orang yang perlu
bantuan menghentikan pendarahan. Yakinlah dgn ayat2 Allah.
Hjh Noor Aini

Subject: Rahsia surah yassin ayat ke 58...



RAHSIA SURAH YASSIN AYAT KE 58


Barangsiapa yang membaca YAASIN sepenuhnya dan pada ayat ke 58 surah
tersebut "SALAAMUN QAULAN MIN RABBIN RAHIM" diulang sebanyak 7 kali
untuk 7 niat baikmu, Insya Allah dengan izin Yang Maha Esa dan Maha
Kuasa, semua hajatmu akan dikabulkan.
Jika boleh niatkan sebegini:

1) YA-ALLAH YA-RAHIM, ampunkan dosa-dosaku dan saudara-maraku
2) YA-ALLAH YA-RAHMAN, kurniakan aku isteri,suami,anak-anak yang soleh
dan mencintai islam
3) YA-ALLAH YA-RAZZAK, kurniakan aku rezeki yang berkat,kerja yang baik
dan berjaya didunia dan akhirat.
4) YA-ALLAH YA-JABBAR, makbulkan hajat penghantar maklumat yang aku
dapat ini
5) YA-ALLAH YA-MUTAQABBIR, jauhkan aku dari sifat khianat dan munafiq
dan miskin
6) YA-ALLAH YA-WADUUD, kurniakan aku dan seluruh umat Muhammad yang
beriman kesihatan zahir batin
7) YA-ALLAH YA-ZALJALA LIWAL IKRAM, makbulkanlah semua hajatku, dan
redhaikanlah aku.....

AMINnnnn.


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SEBELUM Tidur



Perkara Sebelum Tidur( Tafsir Haqqi )

Rasulullah berpesan kepada Aisyah ra : "Ya Aisyah jangan engkau tidur
sebelum melakukan empat perkara, yaitu :
1. Sebelum khatam Al Qur'an,
2. Sebelum membuat para nabi memberimu syafaat di hari akhir,
3. Sebelum para muslim meridloi kamu,
4. Sebelum kaulaksanakan haji dan umroh....

"Bertanya Aisyah :
"Ya Rasulullah.... Bagaimana aku dapat melaksanakan empat perkara
seketika?"



Rasul tersenyum dan bersabda : "Jika engkau tidur bacalah : Al Ikhlas
tigakali seakan-akan kau mengkhatamkan Al Qur'an.
Bismillaahirrohmaanirrohiim,
Qulhualloohu ahad' Alloohushshomad' lam yalid walam yuulad' walam yakul
lahuu kufuwan ahad' ( 3 x )

Membacalah sholawat untukKu dan para nabi sebelum aku, maka kami semua
akan memberi syafaat di hari kiamat.
Bismillaahirrohmaanirrohiim, Alloohumma shollii 'alaa syaidinaa
Muhammad wa'alaa aalii syaidinaa Muhammad ( 3 x )

Beristighfarlah untuk para muslimin maka mereka akan meredloi kamu.
Astaghfirulloohal adziim aladzii laa ilaaha illaa huwal hayyul qoyyuum
wa atuubu ilaih ( 3 x )

Dan,perbanyaklah bertasbih, bertahmid, bertahlil, bertakbir maka
seakan-akankamu telah melaksanakan ibadah haji dan umroh"
Bismillaahirrohmaanirrohiim, Subhanalloohi Walhamdulillaahi walaailaaha
illalloohu alloohu akbar(3 x )

Sekian untuk ingatan kita bersama.
* Kalau rajin..Tolong sebarkan kisah ini kepada saudara Muslim yang
lain.
Ilmu yang bermanfaat ialah salah satu amal yang berkekalan bagi orang
yang mengajarnya meskipun dia sudah mati.

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Ayah pin nak tumpang balik????




KEADAAN BAIK: Dr Sheikh Muszaphar menunjukkan isyarat bagus sejurus tiba di Kustanai, Kazakhstan dengan helikopter selepas dibawa dari tempat kapsul pendaratan mendarat, semalam.

Kapsul pendaratan dinaiki angkasawan negara, dua krew tersasar 420 kilometer

ANGKASAWAN pertama negara, Dr Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor Sheikh Mustapha selamat kembali ke bumi semalam apabila kapsul kapal angkasa Soyuz TMA-10 yang membawanya pulang, mendarat mengikut jadual dekat bandar Arkylk, Kazakhstan, petang semalam.

Soyuz mendarat tepat jam 2.37 petang waktu tempatan atau 6.37 petang di Malaysia selepas meninggalkan Stesen Angkasa Antarabangsa (ISS) pada jam 11.15 pagi (3.15 petang, Malaysia) untuk perjalanan selama tiga jam 23 minit ke bumi.


Selain angkasawan Malaysia, kapal angkasa itu turut membawa bersamanya krew Ekspedisi ke-15 di ISS iaitu dua angkasawan Russia, Fyodor Yunchikin dan Oleg Kotov yang sudah berada di sana sejak enam bulan lalu.



Nota: Aku ader terima sms semlm, katanya angkasawan
M'sia tu terkejut besor pasal terjumpa ayah Pin kat
langit dan dia mintak nak tumpang balik ke
M'sia...dan mengakui dialah angkasawan pertama Malaysia Muaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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Wife VS Husband



FAMILY
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
Not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep ," the wife replied, "In-laws."
************ ****
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"
************ ****
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
************ ****
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
That it indeed says........ .. "HEBREWS"
************ ****
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were givingeach other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious , he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, Wake up."
************ ****
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. Really !.

The truth - 21st Century



Our communication - Wireless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our Labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

Our BO$$ - Brainless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Salary - Very less .

Burung Apa? Burung Muraiii



1979
====

Anak : Burung aper?
Bapak : Burung Murai
Anak : Burung aper?
Bapak : Burung Murai
Anak : Burung aper?
Bapak : Burung Murai
Anak : Burung aper?

PELEMPANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!(Sibapak tampor)

Anak : HuaaaaaaHuaaaaaaaHuaaaaaaa!!(meleleh air mata)
Bapak : Besok kalu Tuhan kasi betul-betul telinga kau
tuli baru kau tahu!Udah!!!Jgn permainkan orang
tua-tua tak baik!!!!
......................................................

2007
====

Bapak : Burung aper?
Anak : Burung Murai
Bapak : Aa aa yer burung Murai.
Anak : Eh!!Kenaper abah tak ulang-ulang tanyer?
Masih power telinga abah ni yer.
Bapak : Yer! Masa dulu kalu arwah datuk kamu panggil
abah suruh ke kedai ke aper, sekali panggil
jer abah dah menyahut.
Abah tak berani nak buat pura-pura pekak macam
ngko selalu buat masa kecik-kecik. Barangkali itulah
yang jadi barakahnyer, jadi telinga abah ni
Allah Taala kasi clear sampai sekarang.


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22 October, 2007

Push pocket in KL



Push pocket in KL

I am sure you all have heard of "pick pocket". A new trend "push pocket".
Read on..... for your own good

Regards,


A few days ago a new type of crime has surfaced in town. It goes something like this:- Somebody slips a hand-phone into your pocket,
sometimes it could be just a wallet with an identity card and a few ringgits.

A few minutes later, the 'owner' comes up and confronts you, the 'thief '. He makes a big commotion that you stole his stuff.

You, caught unaware, are then pulled aside by the 'owner' for a settlement you are intimidated and threatened that if you do not pay
up the police will be brought in. If you pay up, this 'owner' lets you go. If not, the police are brought in.

Another strange thing is that there always seems to be a 'witness' to your 'theft'.

I am told this often happens to foreigners at the Kuala Lumpur International Airport (KLIA) or even at LRT trains. Given that you're 'guilty until proven innocent' as far as the Malaysian police are concerned, I understand some poor people are in jail for these 'offences'.

At the KLIA, the 'owner' throws his hand-phone and wallet with the few ringgit notes into the luggage trolley of a just arrived passenger. The drama unfolds a few minutes later. The real culprit has easily convinced our Malaysian police to arrest the real victim (if he has not paid up the 'settlement' demand). This is a very serious matter.

This is another form of extortionists operating in broad daylight. They are disgusting criminals who will do anything to rob and steal. The sickening part of the whole scenario is that unless you pay the "quoted settlement" money, they will put you in real trouble by calling the police.
The real culprit gets back his hand-phone and wallet but the real victim ( i.e. could be any one of us) is thrown into the police lock up and charged in court.

So do be very careful, otherwise you may end up as a "thief" as you have no way to prove your innocence.

Pass it on..... let more people be aware of such things around them.

Geh Cheng Lok & Co,Advocates & Solicitors

Wife

Wife

EVEN WOMEN CAN FIND SOME HUMOUR IN SOME OF THESE!!! ENJOY ...

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
=David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
=Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
=Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
=Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
=Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
=Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
=Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
=Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
=Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
=James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
=Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
=Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
=Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
=Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
=Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
=Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
=Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
=Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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Puasa enam Syawal hadiah ingatan Nabi Muhammad pada umatnya




Ustaz Zainudin Hashim

Nabi Muhammad s.a.w merupakan Rasul terakhir yang diutus oleh Allah SWT ke muka bumi ini.

Baginda bukan sahaja sibuk dengan tugas utamanya iaitu menyampaikan ajaran Islam daripada Allah kepada umat manusia, malah memiliki sifat-sifat terpuji atau sifat Rabbaniah (ketuhanan dalam diri).


Ini kerana baginda bukan setakat menghubungkan diri dengan Allah (Hablun Minallah) dalam segenap urusan serta tindakannya, malah tidak lupa juga menghubungkan diri dengan manusia sekeliling terutama umatnya (Hablun Minan Nas).


Setiap apa yang diungkapkan oleh baginda, sama ada berupa berita gembira atau berita yang mengancam mereka di akhirat, baginda sentiasa memikirkan agar umatnya mendapat yang terbaik daripada Allah SWT berupa pahala dan ganjaran yang membolehkan mereka layak memasuki syurga Allah.


Ganjaran setahun dengan amalan puasa enam

Begitulah halnya dengan puasa enam di bulan Syawal, baginda mahukan dari umatnya agar sentiasa peka dalam menambahkan koleksi pahala selepas puasa sebulan Ramadan, kerana bulan yang mulia ini adalah latihan untuk dibuktikan selepas ia melabuhkan tirainya.

Berpuasa sunat enam hari di bulan Syawal di ketika ramai orang berseronok menjamah makanan yang lazat-lazat, memperlihatkan seseorang itu mengharapkan pahala satu tahun berpuasa, ini kerana dalam kalender Islam hanya tercatat 355 hari berbanding bulan Masehi 365.
Kalau seseorang itu melakukan 30 hari puasa Ramadan, setiap hari diganjari dengan 10 pahala, ia bermakna seseorang itu telah berpuasa 300 hari, ditambah dengan enam hari di bulan Syawal, ia akan menjadikan 360 hari bagaikan satu tahun pahala berpuasa.


Perkara ini disandarkan kepada sabda Rasulullah s.a.w yang bermaksud: "Sesiapa berpuasa di bulan Ramadan dan diikuti dengan puasa enam hari dalam bulan Syawal, maka ia adalah seperti berpuasa selama setahun." (Riwayat Muslim dan Imam Ahmad).


Inilah yang dikatakan ingatan Nabi terhadap umatnya, begitulah juga dengan peringkat awal kefarduan solat pada malam Mi'raj ke langit, Nabi kenangkan umatnya yang tidak akan mampu untuk melaksanakan 50 waktu sembahyang hingga bermohon ke hadrat Allah agar dikurangkan hingga menjadi lima waktu sahaja. Itu pun ada di kalangan umat Islam yang tidak melakukan solat fardu lima waktu.


Izin suami penting untuk puasa enam

Walaupun dijanjikan pahala setahun dengan melaksanakan puasa enam Syawal, seorang isteri perlu mendapatkan izin suaminya terlebih dahulu, kerana puasa enam tersebut adalah sunnat, sedangkan mentaati suami yang berkeinginan adalah wajib diutamakan, melainkan suami reda dengan pelaksanaan puasa tersebut.


Apatah lagi jika seorang isteri yang tertinggal puasa Ramadan kerana uzur syar'ie, dia digalakkan untuk mengqada'nya pada bulan Syawal diniatkan untuk qada' puasa di samping ibadat puasa sunat pada masa yang sama, insya-Allah dengan cara itu dia tidak akan terlepas untuk mendapatkan pahala setahun berpuasa.


Bagaimana dengan sikap kita terhadap baginda Rasulullah?
Kalau disebutkan di atas tadi bahawa, baginda sering mengenang dan mengingatkan umatnya dalam segenap tindakannya, bagaimana pula dengan diri kita yang serba kurang dan kerdil bila berhadapan dengan Allah SWT.


Apakah setiap tindakan, perbuatan, kenyataan, perakuan yang terbit dari diri lidah kita yang tidak bertulang itu memperlihatkan kita benar-benar mengenang dan mengingati Nabi ajaran Muhammad s.a.w.


Benarkah kita mengingati Nabi ketika membuat keputusan mesyuarat tidak sedikit pun menyingung peribadi atau ajaran baginda.


Dalam banyak masalah yang dihadapi oleh umat Islam dalam negara kita hari ini termasuk masalah remaja, mereka jarang sekali menyelesaikannya dengan kaedah yang ditunjukkan oleh baginda menerusi wahyu al-Quran, masalah perzinaan sebagai contoh, bila sabit kesalahan dengan saksi-saksi yang ada, sepatutnya bagi orang yang berzina yang sudah berkahwin direjam sampai mati dan yang belum kahwin disebat, tetapi ajaran Nabi Muhammad ini ditukar kepada undang-undang denda dan penjara.
Adakah tindakan manusia hari ini membolehkan mereka mendapatkan syafaat (recommend) baginda pada hari kiamat sedang baginda sentiasa memikirkan bagaimana untuk umatnya mendapat yang terbaik daripada Allah SWT?


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