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05 December, 2007
04 December, 2007
Kisah Awek Cun & Pak Pandir
Ada empat orang tengah tunggu lif.
Sorang tu doktor,
Sorang lagi tu engineer,
Yang ketiga tu peguam
Dan yang last sekali Pak Pandir.
Tengah-Tengah Boring Dok Tunggu Lif
Tuh, Datang Le Sorang Awek Cun Yang
Teramat-Amatlah Seksi.
Bila Lif Sampai Semua Orang Pun Naik
Le.
Dalam Masa Lif Tu Nak Naik Ke Atas,
Tiba-Tiba Elektrik Terputus.
Lif Tu Pun Berhentilah Dengan Tiba-
Tiba Dalam Keadaan Gelap Gelita. Dalam
Black Out Tu, Mulalah Ada Salah Sorang
Dari Melaun Tu Gatal Pulak
Nak Buat Kurang Ajar Dengan Pompuan
Seksi Tu. Puas Dia Dok Meraba Pompuan
Tu Dalam Gelap!
Tiba-Tiba, Elektrik Dah Okay Balik.
Pompuan Tu Pun Tengok Kat Si Engineer,
Lepas Tu Kat Si Doktor, Ketiga Kat Si
Peguam.. Last Sekali Kat
Pak Pandir. Dengan Geramnya Minah Tu
Bagi Pak Pandir Satu Penampar Jepun
Yang Teramatlah Kuat."Heiii, Tua-Tua
Bangka Pun Ada Hati Nak Meraba Lagi
Tu !!!"Jerit Si Pompuan Seksi Sambil
Menunjuk Bijik Penumbuknya
Kat Pak Pandir Tu..
Soalan : Ngapa Pompuan Tu Sure Gila
Pak Pandir Tu Yang Buat Dajal?
Kenapa ?
Kenapa ?
Kenapa ?
Kenapa ?
Kenapa ?
Kenapa ?
Kenapa ?
Kenapa ?
Kerana Pak Pandir Tu Sorang Je Laki!!
Hahahahaha!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Pengajarannya, Kalau Cakap Pasal Doktor Ke, Peguam Ke,Engineer Ke Mesti
Orang Akan Ingat Laki Yang Pegang Jawatan Cam Tu..
Respect
R- E- S- P- E- C- T. Aretha Franklin reminded us how it's spelled, but a lot of us need coaching on how to show it. In both personal and political relationships, the failure to treat one another with respect is generating incivility, contempt, and violence.
There�s an important distinction between respecting a person in the sense that we admire and hold that person in high esteem and treating others with respect. While respecting others is desirable, respectfulness is morally mandatory. Thus, people of character treat everyone with respect, even those who are not personally worthy of it.
The way we behave toward others is an expression of our values and character. Thus, we should treat others with respect, not because they have a right to be respected but because we have a moral duty to do unto others the way we want them to do unto us. Again, it's not because they deserve it; it's because doing less would diminish our own character.
That�s the message in an old story about the politician who caught himself being drawn into mud slinging and name calling. Once he realized he was lowering himself to his opponents level, he stopped and said, "Sir, I will treat you as a gentleman -- not because you are one, but because I am one."
It can take a lot of self control to be respectful to people who are nasty, dishonorable, or disrespectful to us. Still, our inner sense of integrity should help us resist temptations to fight fire with fire. As Lily Tomlin said, "The problem with the rat race is, even if you win, you�re still a rat."
List Rumah Lelong Dec 07
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All the property need to be registered at least 1 day before the auction date.
Important documents that needed for pre-registration are as below
Bidder's Particulars
- Name as in IC
- Photocopy of I/C
- Bank Draft
- Address
- Contact Number
03 December, 2007
Pengundi Hantu?
Lihat tarikh lahir pada no KP..
ORIGINAL POSTING
Yes Abdullah, wake up from your nap and take a look at those visual below.
If you think there is nothing wrong than please step down immediately. As you has long defend the SPR, than we Malaysian will file a police report and take civil action against you.
How can someone born in the year 1999 and year 1998 can register as voters? Or this two person were born in the year 1899 and 1898? If they were born in those year, than we should be given the prove that they are alive.
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