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Proton PM5 Concept

Beza Orang bodoh dan orang pandai

Orang bodoh = pakai credit card
sampai maximum, lepas tu takleh bayar
(berlagak macamorg banyak duit!)

Orang pandai = pakai credit card tapi orang
lainbayarkan (pakai kad klon la tu!)


Orang bodoh = ada motor tapi gi kerja
nak naikLRT jugak (kes suka 'bergesel'la ni)

Orang pandai = takde motor, takde
kereta, takdeLRT tapi ada otak
(kes suka numpang kereta or
motor kawan tapi tak reti nak hulur duit minyak!)


Orang bodoh = company dah sediakan nescafe,
milo, biskut bla bla bla tapi gi minum gak
katcafeteria kena bayar plak tu

Orang pandai = tak minum kat cafeteria tapi
company punya nescafe, milo, biskut
bla
bla
bla......... angkut bawak balik !!!!


Orang bodoh = beli suratkhabar sebab nak
tengok nombor ekor je pas tu buang

Orang pandai = orang yg tunggu org
bodoh buang pas tu dia kutip... dapat baca semua sekali


Orang bodoh = ada masalah cerita kat orangpandai

Orang pandai = dengar masalah orang bodoh
pastu cerita kat orang bodoh yang lain,
pastu membodohkan orang bodoh tu...
jadinya orangbodoh yang pertama tu jadi bodohs
(plural)


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Orang bodoh = orang yg buang masa baca cerita ni!

Orang pandai = saper yang forward cerita ni... (hah... ..aku la tu... )


jadi yang mana satu pilihan bijak?

pandainyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

LEPAS BACA JANGAN
MARAH... ..NANTI
KENA JUAL!!!!


****kalau nak jadi org yg pandai, cepat-cepatler
fwd cerita nih... ... heheheheeeee... ... ... .

p/s: takkan nak kena sorang2 kan Kan??Kan ?

Kata-kata mengeratkan perhubungan

PERTAMA.

Bersedekahlah kepada orang lain lebih daripada yang mereka perlukan dan lakukanlah dengan penuh kerelaan.

KEDUA.

Kahwinilah lelaki / wanita yang gemar anda berbicara dengannya, kerana kemahiran berbicara antara satu dengan lain akan menjadi lebih penting pabila usia semakin tua.

KETIGA.

Usahlah mempercayai segala perkara yang anda dengari. Berbelanjalah sekadar apa yang ada atau tidurlah seberapa lama yang anda perlu


KEEMPAT .

Apabila kamu berkata, " Aku Cinta Padamu", maka tunaikanlah.


KELIMA.

Pabila mengatakan, "Maaf", tenunglah matanya.


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Edisi Siasat Telur

Ceritanya This week, aku ade pegi Kpg Melayu Subang. Kami melawat premis sebuah
syarikat pengedar telur ayam, telur masin dan telur puyuh di Kpg
Melayu Subang. Untuk makluman, depa ni pemborong telur dimana telur-telur
tersebut dibeli dari "farm" dan dijual semula kepada pelanggan-pelanggan
"perniagaan" iaitu restoran-restoran dan kedai-kedai runcit.

Findings Apa yang menariknya? Kami dapati senarai pelangggannya meliputi kedai
makan chinese, restoran mamak dan restoran melayu. Distribution depa
menganjur dari Sg. Buloh sampailah ke Shah Alam.

Apa yang lagi menarik?
Ya... best betul tengok beberapa ekor anjing bergelimpangan tidur
(mungkin penat kot malam tadi depa sentri jaga gudang) dicelah-celah kawanan
telur tersebut....

Kesimpulan Aku rasa loya nak makan kat kedai.... kedai makanan termasuk Shah Alam
pun ade yang ambil dari pemborong ni... emmm sedapnya sehingga menjilat
siku.... Orang boleh kata, la... bila kita makan roti telur ke, lauk
telur ke, kan telur tu tak payah sembelih... lagipun mana nampak najis? Tak
nampak PONNNNN !!!! So, apa ada hal!

Penutup Dulu aku sensitif pasal kes
1. Telur tak basuh bergelumang taik ayam
2. Telur dibilas-rendam pakai air satu besen sahaja...(cara salah
menyucikan najis menurut feqh)

Kini tambah lagi satu...
3. Telur dijilat anjing dan bergelumang hama anjing... emmm.. goreng
pon sodap!

Kawan aku merangkap jurufoto ada menegur owner ni pasal anjing ni tak
patut la melepak dengan telur-telur tu... Jawapan owner: Tarak!!! ini anjing
tarak jilat itu telur, makan pun tarak... Memang la apek
oi..... Masalahnya, aku nampak menatang anjing-anjing ni suka jalan
hidu sana hidu sini dan moncong hidungnya yang basah tu menyentuh setiap objek
yang dihidu.... memang sedap sebagai penambah perisa masakan telur.

Moral of the story
Terpulang kepada diri masing-masing, tapi sila berhati-hati dan
meneliti bila nak makan kat kedai makan. Aku fed up makin hari makin banyak isu
taharah pasal kedai makan terserlah... no wonder umat Islam hari ni
bukan main keras hatinya... disebabkan yang masuk ke dalam perut pun
macam-macam jenis ingredient gamaknya.

Mungkin elok kita masak sendiri di rumah dengan telur-telur yang
dibeli di pasaraya besar, sebab telur ni direct dari farm bukan dari
pemborong. Itu pun kalau gudang depa tak guarded by canines.

AKU RASA DAH SAMPAI TAHAP SERUAN WAJIB NI, ORANG ISLAM MESTI MENGAMBIL
TANGUNGJAWAB MENGELUARKAN DAN MEMPROSES MAKANAN UNTUK UMAT ISLAM,
BUKAN MENGHARAPKAN ORANG LAIN PRODUCE DAN TEMPEK COP HALAL JAKIM. KITA NI SENSITIF SANGAT PASAL "LOGO" HALAL..... KALAU YANG BUAT MAKANAN BUKAN ORANG ISLAM, APALAH HARAPANNYA....
(See attached file: Tidur berjemaah. jpg)(See attached file: Baik
punya lepak. jpg)



Baik Punya Lepak

Tidur Berjemaah
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Infra red fart

Samy Vellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.

Lagi-lagi Samy

Samy: "...Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat.
Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi
matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita...."

Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi
sana ?

Samy: Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun
jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang,
manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk......

DID I MARRY THE RIGHT PERSON?

During one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question to me. She asked, "How do I know if I married the right person?"

I noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so I said, "It depends. Is that your husband?"

In all seriousness, she answered "How do you know?"

"Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it's weighing on your mind.

Here's the answer.

EVERY relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you fell in love with your spouse. You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and liked their idiosyncrasies.

Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn't have to DO anything.

That's why it's called "falling" in love... Because it's happening TO YOU.

People in love sometimes say, "I was swept of my feet." Think about the imagery of that expression. It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then something came along and happened TO YOU.

Falling in love is easy. It's a passive and spontaneous experience. But after a few years of marriage, the euphoria of love fades. It's the natural cycle of EVERY relationship. Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse's idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, drive you nuts.

The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship, but if you think about your marriage, you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage.

At this point, you and/or your spouse might start asking, "Did I marry the right person?" And as you and your spouse reflect on the euphoria of the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with someone else. This is when marriages breakdown. People blame their spouse for their unhappiness and look outside their marriage for fulfillment.

Extramarital fulfillment comes in all shapes and sizes. Infidelity is the most obvious. But sometimes people turn to work, church, a hobby, a friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances.

But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your marriage. It lies within it.

I'm not saying that you couldn't fall in love with someone else. You could. And TEMPORARILY you'd feel better. But you'd be in the same situation a few years later.

Because (listen carefully to this):

THE KEY TO SUCCEEDING IN MARRIAGE IS NOT FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON; IT'S LEARNING TO LOVE THE PERSON YOU FOUND

SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. It'll NEVER just happen to you. You can't "find" LASTING love. You have to "make" it day in and day out.

That's why we have the expression "the labor of love." Because it takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it takes WISDOM. You have to know WHAT TO DO to make your marriage work.

Make no mistake about it. Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific things you can do (with or without your spouse) to succeed with your marriage.

Just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity), there are also laws for relationships.

Just as the right diet and exercise program makes you physically stronger, certain habits in your relationship WILL make your marriage stronger.

It's a direct cause and effect. If you know and apply the laws, the results are predictable... you can "make" love.

Love in marriage is indeed a "decision"... Not just a feeling."

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Abang Sam

Oleh mujahid304

"Kisah al kisah..............

Last year. Samy Vellu mendapat jemputan untuk merasmikan satu majlis rasmidi Perak anjuran Puteri Umno.

Majlis makan tengahari telah di sediakan, pada hari tu makanan yang disediakan oleh Puteri ialah kari daging. Sebab tengok kari punya lah pekat, makan pulak dengan nasi lembik panas2 disajikan dengan papodom sekali..... Samy Vellu apalagi pulon sampai 3 pinggan....Pastu.... dah masuk suapan terakhir tiba-tiba dia tanya pada ketua puteri nie

"Ini kari kambing sapa masak?"

Maka terkejutlah sang puteri

" Aisey Man. .. Datuk Seri...... I'm sooo sorry, Itu bukan kambing..... itu lembu"

"Haah!!! Apa you sudah buat!!!", "Saya tak boleh makan lembu" Samy terkezzuutt

"Habisss, macammana ni Datuk Seri.... I'm soo sorry" rintih sang puteri

Disebabkan kari tu terlalu sedap, tiba-tiba Samy pun menghabiskan suapan yang terakhir
sambil menjilat-jilat jari nya

"Eh! Datuk Seri kata tak boleh makan lembu, kenapa Datuk Seri teruskan" tanya ketua puteri

"Takpa!! Tak pa, saya baru teringat.... . saya Hindu Hadhari.... boleh tukar itu law!!!!!"

Lanjutan burung aper burung muraiii

Lanjutan post terdahulu burung murai

http://isuhangat.blogspot.com/2007/10/burung-apa-burung-muraiii.html


amy yusof wrote:

anak : burung aper

bapak : burung murai..

anak : burung aper?

bapak : burung murai...

anak : burung aper??

bapak : burung murai nak..

anak ; burung aper??

bapak : burung urai...

anak :burung aper??

bapak : Ayswarya Rai nak....

anak : nak..nak..nak..nak....

Juliza Maziah <> wrote:

Anak : Burung ape??

Bapak : Burung murai...

Anak : Burung ape??

Bapak : Burung murai..

Anak : Burung ape??

Bapak : Burung muraiiiiii....Ehh?? patutnye bapak dah jumpe sarang dier mase dialog ni...mane plak sarang ni???

Anak : ???????

Abdul Hafez Zazid < wrote:

2020

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Anak : Burung ape??

Bapak : Burung Murai..

Anak : Burung ape??

Bapak : Burung bapak...

Anak : Bapak ape???

Bapak : Bapak kau..

Anak : ?????????

huhuhu ader2 ajer la korang ni..

Mengenal Lelaki Melalui Zodiak

Entah betul ke tak..

Capricon ( 22 December - 20 Januari)
Orang Nya: Egoistic, ada batu duduk di atas itu kepala, pendek
kata Capricon seorg yg sukar nak meluah kanperasaannya. Jarang sekali
anda akan mendengar dia melafazkan 'cinta' pada anda
Tips utk memikat: COOL aje sis..nak tekel mereka bukan mudah..jgn
give in selalu..ajar sikit..mereka jual mahal..kita jual lagi mahal
WARNING: Macam layang2 putus tali..jual mahal..mahal jugak
sis..jgn mahal sampai terputus tali..melepas lah kau nanti...

Aquarius ( 21 Januari - 19 Februari)
Orang Nya: Pijak semut tak mati..
Tips utk memikat: Kacang aje..sentiasa berpakaian cantik,
glamer..comfirm dia sentiasa nak berkepit aje dgn u
WARNING: Lelaki Aquarius nie cepat bosan dgn org..so sbelum dia
tinggal kan kita..kita blah dulu

Pisces (20 Februari - 20 Mac)
Orang Nya: Segak, bergaya, ngada-ngada, choosy..
Tips utk memikat: Kasi jer belacan...
WARNING: Diorang tak suka makan belacan!

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