Lawak Hangat: Joke

<::>A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

<::>Santa – A photographer on a funeral function
Santa is busy taking snaps, suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said "SMILE PLEASE ".

<::>SuN: Dear Moon!!!!!! Why dont you come and meet me in daytime??

MooN: Srry...Sir.....I've dark circles and sunscreen lotion is not available here!!!!

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Q: What do you call an intelligent blonde?

A: A Golden Retriever.

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<::>The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he cooked his ice-cubes before he put them in his drink.

<::>If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

<::>When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.

<::>Don't take life too seriously, You're not getting out alive.

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