Sengal Gusi: This is for a good laugh

Teacher: History is a very interesting
subject. It tells you about what had
happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't
think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10
and you ask him for $6, how much
would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me.
Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report
book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to
Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding
you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your
mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And
on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do
I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes
while the father and daughter were
Watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking
plates,
Then complete silence. The daughter
turned to look at her father.

Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I
was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled
tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems.
Give me the menu card.

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Teacher: Simon, your composition
on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same
dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it
impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What
is the difference between 'unlawful'
And 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the
law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is A
sick eagle."

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb
your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

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A boy came home from school with his
exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the
boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level" (sea
level)