Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on > a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and > began to talk.
>
> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
> MAN: "Hello"
>
> WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>
> MAN: "Yes"
>
> WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this
> beautiful leather coat.
> It's only 3 ,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>
> MAN: "Sure...go ahead if you like it that much."
>
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
> and saw the new 2005
> models. I saw one I really liked."
>
> MAN: "How much?"
>
> WOMAN: "300,000"
>
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
> options."
>
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house
> I wanted last year is
> back on the market. They're asking 850,000"
>
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
> 900,000. They will
> probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
> thousand. It really is a
> pretty good price."
>
> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
> much!!"
>
> MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
>
> The man hangs up. The other men in the changing
> room are staring at him in
> astonishment, mouths agape.....
>
> He smiles and asks:
>
> "Anyone knows whose phone is this? "
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