System Upgrade

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UPGRADE FROM BOYFRIEND TO HUSBAND

Dear IT Support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow

down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and

jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such

as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable

programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.



And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply

crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,

but to no avail.



What can I do?



Signed,

Desperate Housewife



Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,



First keep in mind:

Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an

operating system.



Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download

Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.



If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the

applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.



But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence

2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.



Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav

files.



Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another

Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash

Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.



You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.

I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.



Good Luck,

IT Support