Malaysia Plan

Just for fun, Entah sapa la yang punya idea ni...huhuhu

Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car

"Kancil"? You know, that very little 600cc car???
Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US , so when Dr M paid a
visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with
George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to
sell the Kancil in the USA .
After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, "You know, I think this
'KERNCHILL' is too small for us Americans."
Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush offered,
"Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he's also
the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North Am erica "

Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and returns to Malaysia . The next
day he called the number and a lady answered*,"TOYS R US, can I help *
*you?"*

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Mr Samy Vellu went for the United
Nations' meeting. He represented the Malaysian Prime Minister. All nations
were discussing about space exploration by the year 2008.

Here are some of the conversations:
China Delegate : "By the year 2008, China will start their moon
exploration project."
Russian Delegate : "We too, we are going to
explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will
step
on the moon."
George Bush & Clinton : "We the United States will also
explore the moon for the second time."
Malaysian Delegate : "By the year 2008, Malaysia will explore the sun."
There was a long silence. Bush stood up
and asked the Malaysian delegate : "Isn't it too hot to explore the sun?"
Samy Vellu (after a long silence) : "We will do it in the evening."

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There are three major races in Malaysia - Malay, Chinese and Indian.

The Malays have the political power and so they set up the party UMNO,
which literally means "U Must Not Object".

The Chinese, on the other hand, controls most of the economy and they
called their party MCA
which means "Money Conquers All".

Then there are the Indians who have no say in politics or economics. They
set up their party
called MIC. Hence, every Parliamentary meeting the Indians would ask :
"Must I Come?"